FROM THE EDITOR
Patricia, one of our subscribers from New
York State, brought up a topic that over the years has caused me endless
concern. She states " I’ve heard that ethoxyguin , a
preservative, is very bad for birds. Yet I see it listed on most bird
foods."
In my "Bird Bible", Dr Harrison’s
Avian Medicine, he identifies ethoxyquin as a food preservative that may
have unreported toxic side effects. It was originally used as a
herbicide - that is as a weed killer. This is not exactly what we want
our birds to be consuming, no matter how small the amount.
Yet we read that more than 100 different
mycotoxins are produced as by- products of molds. These possess varying
degrees of toxicity ; some are carcinogenic. They are completely
undetectable by sight, smell, or taste. Any product with any evidence of
mold at all should not be fed due to the possibility of myotoxins having
been formed and resultant serious kidney and liver damage.
Some form of protection against oxidation is
clearly necessary. Here in Florida with high temperatures and high
humidity most of the year the problem is especially pressing. For the
owner of just one or a limited number of birds keeping the feed
refrigerated ( or frozen if stored any length of time) is a practical
solution. Buying in small amounts or keeping under refrigeration is not
a viable option for those maintaining any but a small number of birds.
Chemical antioxidants ( such as ethoxyquins,
BAT, or BHA) provide the longest period of protection . They are
considered safer than the carcinogenic compounds that are known to be
produced through oxidative rancidity.
If you have room in your refrigerator I
suggest you look for foods with few or no preservatives. If storage is a
problem, we can only trust the continuing efforts of our reliable
manufacturers to provide the maximum of safety possible.
I want to send warm wishes for happiness and
good health to all my friends and to all their charming little Quakers.
Have happy holidays and a wonderful New Year.
FROM OUR READERS
Dear Linda;
After reading Dr Sam Vaughn’s article in
the October issue of the Quaker News where he says our birds kissing us
pass along germs that can be disease producing I confess that I have not
stopped my pet’s good night kisses. I do feel so guilty and concerned
over making him sick. Do you really feel that this is dangerous? Mike
from Colorado
I found what to me is a satisfactory
compromise in Mattie Sue Athan’s new book Guide To The Quaker Parrot.
She says that a parrot must be allowed to kiss only a clean, closed
mouth to protect it from hostile microbes in human saliva. Her book is
really good - full of practical solutions to problems and beautiful
photography.
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Dear Linda;
Our Quaker, Petrie, is one year old.For a
few months now we have been working on potty training. If I watch him
when he starts to back up ---- I’ll ask him if he wants to go potty. I’ll
get paper and hold him over the paper saying "Go potty on the
paper." He will repeat me. It goes like this - "Go potty on
the paper.. Be a big boy!" We laugh so hard when he says it. He
makes it sound like "Oh what a relief it is!". Sometime he
will tell me "Go potty" and I’ll get the paper. Debbie from
Texas
It seems that giving our Quakers the
reaction of approval and laughter means that they will do just about
anything we ask to please us.
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Dear Linda;
My Quaker, Truffles, is seven moths old. It
is amazing how smart these birds are. When Truffles drops his toy he
looks down at it and says "Oh Oh!" When he said "I love
you" I would follow with "I love you too!" One day when I
said just "I love you!" he looked at me and said "I love
you too!" He got plenty of kisses for that one. Cindy in Illinois
If Truffles was a mature bird perhaps this
would not be so remarkable , but for just a baby to use language so
meaningfully shows great intelligence. The reports from our readers
prove constantly that our Quakers are not just mimics but really know
just what they are saying.
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Dear Linda;
My little green friend is now definitely
saying "My name is Georgie. What’s your name?" We are still
in the process of trying to alter nature and have a specific place for
her to relieve herself .The process, while slow, is going about as well
as can be expected. While there are still occasional "oops
poops" I often hear those little plop plops in her bucket.
I noticed that Georgie makes a strange
almost "quack quack " sound. This seems to be used to express
excitement or having fun. So I sat by her house and tried to match her
Quack for Quack. (I’m so grateful no one saw this!) But we quaked and
quacked for some time. Every once in awhile she would just stop and she
seemed almost mesmerized, as she would get down low and really listen to
what I must have been saying. She did have a look in her eyes like . . .
.. "What the heck are you trying to say? It’s all Greek Bird to
me! See, it’s not so easy to copy speech, is it?" Even though I
didn’t have the slightest idea what we were saying, that was a special
connection. Has anyone tried to translate those strange Quack sounds to
our language? If so I would really like to know their conclusions on
this phenomenon. David from Colorado
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Dear Linda,
Baskin is my spoiled little Quaker with many people who pay
attention to him and he holds several hearts in his little claws. He is
only a few months old but has a large, yet garbled vocabulary. One of
the first words he said clearly was "Brat!" followed by a loud
"Ha Ha Ha". We laugh together a lot and he loves to be with me
, whether I am showering or we are driving six hours to see my - oops,
make that our - family. He is welcomed in my family’s home with more
enthusiasm than I am. Baskin has even joined me at my job where I work
with physically and mentally handicapped people. I honestly do not know
who enjoys his visits more - me, Baskin, or all the people I work with.
When we travel he loves to sit on my shoulder and admire the handsome
bird in the rear view mirror. He is a natural flirt and loves to give
many kisses to my female friends. He also seems to have a foot fetish.
He chases my feet around the bed when I am resting and laughs. He also,
loves "elevator rides" on my feet. Baskin is the love of my
life. Robyn
What a delightful story. Just do be
aware of dangers - such as driving with Baskin on your shoulder. Keep
the windows closed tight- keep his wings clipped - all those things. I
want this happy relationship to go on and on for many years.
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Dear Linda,
I got my Quaker Bird about a month ago. He was 11 weeks old when I
bought him. I just love him He is learning to talk. It is going very
slowly but he can say three or four words. They are not real plain. Will
his words get plainer as he gets older. He also started biting me on the
ears and neck when he sits on my shoulder. What should I do about it? Is
he showing me his affection? Pam from Oklahoma
The bird behavior experts seem to all agree
that letting your bird ride around on your shoulder is not a good idea.
They feel that this is a position of dominance. He should only be
allowed there by a special command - never let him walk up your arm at
will. I strongly suggest that you quickly put a stop to his biting you
on the ear. Remove him from the position where he can reach your ear
firmly with a loud "No - don’t bite." This is a bad habit
that can become painful or even dangerous. He can show you his affection
in other more acceptable ways. The diet you describe sounds ideal.
Dear Linda;
We were in Sarasota, Florida in August and
saw a grove of pine trees near Sarasota jungle Gardens that had about
ten separate Quaker nests. The birds were flying in and out and were
quite vocal. It was fun seeing a Quaker like ours in the wild. Susan
from N.C.
MAMMA’S HEART
By Bunkie Cothran - a 10 year
old Quaker from Colorado
I know I’m inside it, while from perch to
perch I dart.
I can feel how I’m in it, even when we’re
apart. It’s held all her love,
right from the start.
This is a poem about Momma’s heart
It thinks I am handsome, worthy, and smart!
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Dear Linda;
Do you really think that a few little sips
of my Cocoa Cola will be harmful for my Quaker? How can I enjoy it in
front of him and not let him perch on the edge of my glass to share a
little with me? Dana from Utah
The caffeine in the Coke is bad for your
bird, but worse is the carbonation. The little fellow can’t belch or
burp - too much could actually kill him. And many pets have fallen into
a glass of liquid and drowned. They can fly but can’t swim. So drink
you Coke in another room or learn to say No.
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PARROTS CAN MATCH WITS WITH
CHIMPS, STUDY FINDS
Shared With Us by Ed Waltz
from Ohio
Calling someone "bird brain" is
not as insulting as you may think. New research suggests that parrots,
like chimps and dolphins, are capable of mastering complex intellectual
concepts that children under age five cannot handle. Pet experts,
gathering in Chicago for an American Veterinary Association forum
believe the parrots’ intelligence is why the bird has grown faster in
popularity than any other pet over the past decade.
Irene Pepperberg, an ecologist and
evolutionary biologist at the University of Arizona who studies the
intelligence of parrots, has focused her studies on a bird she bought at
a Chicago pet store in 1977. This parrot, Alex, can name 50 objects when
shown them, knows colors and numbers up to eight, and even understands
the concepts of same and different.
All of the tests we have done with dolphins
and great apes to investigate their intelligence, we’ve done with
Alex, Ms Pepperberg said. " He scored as well as they did in many
of them, better in some."
Liz Wilson, a parrot behavior consultant
from Philadelphia , said she has heard of cases in which people come
home feeling blue and their parrot asks "Is something wrong?"
NEWSPAPERS MAKE FOR SAFER
BOTTOMS
Avi Reference Page - Bird
Clubs of America
Aviculturists have a new headache to watch
out for: organic bedding. New killers! We’ve been seeing birds die of
(rock) grit impactions for years now, as we slowly (but hopefully
surely) get the information out to the bird owning public.
Bedding material may be OK way out of reach
of the birds, depending on their size and aggressiveness, and changed
often ( to limit bacterial development). Let the manufacturer prove the
safety of the product and you be aware of the potential danger.
Not just babies eat cage bottom or nest box
materials. Adults can, and do, as well. And birds of all ages can die
from that behavior. So, no walnut shell bedding, corn cob bedding, kitty
liter. Plain old newspaper, paper towels, brown paper bags or paper on a
roll, etc. , work just fine.
You can see and evaluate daily droppings,
catching any changes before the problem is overwhelming. Color, size,
consistency, and number of droppings are all very important. Sure, it is
easier to keep clean if you only change bedding once a week or so, but
who knows what is going on with the droppings if you cannot see them?
One of the case histories offered is that of
a breeder’s new male Macaw that was found dead one morning. She had
the bird for about a year. He had sired twelve fertile eggs during that
year and had been observed feeding his mate the evening before his
death. The breeder had a necropsy done. When the bird’s body was
opened there were signs of bleeding into the bowel. The gizzard and
proventriculus were both distended with bloody food and small corn cob
bedding. There was so much bob in there that there was very little room
for food. Like (rock) grit, the corn cob bedding was inert and stayed in
the gizzard. Unlike (rock) grit, the stuff swelled. And this bird had
not had access to corn cob bedding for over a year.
Birds can reach through the grate and take
things off the bottom.
Bacteria can form among the cubicles of
bedding, as it does on paper.
Bedding looks pretty, a lot like food, and
might smell good, but it can be lethal, like rock grit.
Most responsible Veterinarians will advise
against any bedding that looks like nut pieces and might cause digestive
problems if ingested.
Newspapers can be taken apart and placed in
layers. The dirty layer can be removed. As far as looks are concerned,
shortly after, the bird starts decorating the paper with cast off food,
treats, shells, etc.
Newspaper inks: if he should chew some, they
are not damaging to the bird in the amount used.
It is inexpensive to use newspapers and is a
recyclable use.
TEN COMMANDMENTS OF PET
OWNERSHIP
From a Pet’s Point of View
South Jersey Bird Club
1. My life may last 10 to 20 years (or
even much more). Any separation from you will be painful for me.
Remember that before you take me home.
2. Give me time to understand what you
want of me.
3. I must be able to place my trust in you
and you in me - it’s crucial to my well being.
4. Don’t be angry with me for long, and
don’t lock me up as punishment. You have your work, your
entertainment, and your friends. I have only you.
5. Talk to me. Even if I don’t
understand your words, I do understand your tone of voice when you are
talking to me.
6. Remember, if you think of hitting me,
that I have teeth (or a beak) that could easily crush the bones of
your hand, but I choose not to hurt you.
7. Before you scold me for being uncooperative, ask yourself
if
something might be bothering me. Perhaps I am not getting the
right
food or maybe I don’t feel too well.
8. However you treat me - good or bad - I’ll
never forget it.
9. Take care of me when I get old: you
will get old too.
10. Go with me on my last journey. Never
say "I can’t bear to watch" or "let it happen in my
absence". Dying will be easier for me if you are there. Remember,
I love you.
GUIDO - a Quaker Wonder
by Tena M. Marangi
It’s 6:30 any Monday
morning - a day like any other work day. I’m in the bathroom,
drying my hair and putting on my makeup. From my bedroom I hear
"Mommie?" I don’t answer right away, I am rinsing
toothpaste out of my mouth. Again, louder this time, "MOMMIE!"
I answer "Yes, sweetie, what is it?" The response is
"love you." I smile and say "I love you too."
I continue getting ready, but
he is undeterred. "Mommie, what doin?" Again, I don’t answer
quite fast enough for him, only to hear the grammatically correct ( and
much louder) version " Mommie - WHAT ARE YOU DOING?"
I tell him that I am getting
ready for work. At the mention of "work" a loud scream bursts
forth from the bedroom, causing me to cover my ears. At this, I walk
into the bedroom and gently say "Please, no yelling." He
stops. I thank him. It is clearly too early for that much noise.
As I turn to leave the room he
says "Mommie, kiss?" I say "OK" and walk over to
him. He showers me with kisses on the lips, complete with the
"kissing" noise. If he does numerous small kissing sounds on
my lips or cheeks, he tells me "little kisses." "Big
kisses" are reserved for that single, huge SWAACCCKKK sound. He
stops his little kisses just long enough to look me in the eye and say
"No tongues.", then continues kissing and rubbing his head up
and down my cheeks. While rubbing his head, he’s going
"Aaaahhhhhhhh"¼ .. When he really
gets going, he starts to purr too. No doubt he picked that up from one
of my cats - undoubtedly Bilbo who purrs constantly.
Curious yet? Want to hear more?
( Gee, how much time do you have?) Just who the heck is this little
dynamo?
Well, his name is Guido and he’s
a young Quaker (or Monk) parakeet. He speaks well over a hundred words,
phrases and sentences, and he understands exactly what he is saying. If
he doesn’t understand something that I’ve said, he’ll say
"What’s that mean?" or "What’d you say?" He was
only four months old when he combined his first sentence, taken from
words he understood. Those memorable words were "Guido, be good
boy, no bite Mommie." You must think that he is ancient to be able
to speak so many words. No, and that is the scary part. He just turned
one this summer. Guido is the smartest animal I’ve ever seen (and I
have hadgazzillions of criters) His thirst for knowledge and language is
unquenchable. He made me realize the phrase " to parrot"
something is completely inappropriately coined. He does not just parrot
words back at me. He talks at the level of a three to four year old
child - so far. But I do not want to get too far ahead of my story,
because my poor baby almost died earlier this year. I want to relate to
you our experiences in the hope of preventing these traumas from
happening to any of your babies. I will try to keep this short out of
necessity, but understand, what we went through was any thing but brief
in duration.
One evening when I came home
from work and let Guido out of his cage. I noticed that he was straining
to defecate. Straining so much , in fact, that he was almost in a
sitting position on top of his cage. When he’s out, he normally
relieves himself on a paper towel that is placed in front of his cage.
So, squatting on top was a very unusual thing for him to do.
I gave my "get on "
command ( for "step up") and carried him into the bathroom to
check things out. When I gently flipped him over in my hand, I saw what
looked like angry, red hemorrhoids protruding from his anal area. I didn’t
know what this was, but felt that it was serious. I called the hospital
and they turned me over to the emergency center. I was instructed to
bring him right in.
After the examination I was
told that he had a prolapsed cloaca and would have to be anesthetized
for it to be repaired. The Vet said that his problem was serious and
that anesthesia was always a dangerous undertaking. She told me to go
home and to call back about 1:00 AM to check on Guido. I hated to leave
him there all alone, but had little choice. I’m not sure which one of
us was the most terrified. I returned to my car with tears streaming
down my face.
After hours of pacing the floor
I called for a progress report. He was out of surgery and seemed to be
doing fine. However, he was not happy with the Elizabethan collar that
had been placed around his neck. I was instructed to call in the morning
before going to work.
Here’s where I will condense
the next six weeks or so. The next day, he needed surgery again to
remove one of the three internal stitches since he was unable to relieve
himself. He was anesthetized again. The day after that (again under
anesthesia) stitch number two came out because he still couldn’t
adequately relieve himself. With one remaining stitch Guido came home.
Our fingers were crossed that it would be enough and that the cloaca
would stay in place. He was put on several medications since the Vet
believed a possible parasitic infection had cause the prolapse in the
first place. That as never actually confirmed.
Clearly miserable, Guido sat on
his cage spinning his makeshift (made out of X-ray film ) Elizabethan
collar around and around. He occasionally stopped to eat and drink, but
did little else. He did not play with his toys. He did not utter a
single word. He looked terrible. We were both depressed and I was
scared.
The next morning as a Sunday. I
got out of bed early and went over to his cage ( which sits six feet
from my bed) to check on him. There was blood everywhere - on the bars -
the floor of his cage - even running down the walls. I quickly scooped
him up in a panic to see where all that blood was coming from. I had
assumed that it was from his cloaca . Wrong! His neck was sliced open
180 degrees from the mid point in the back all the way around to the
front. The collar had cut him like a razor blade.
Back to the emergency room we
went. I held him while the collar was cut off, all the while trying to
soothe and comfort him. Again, Guido had to be anesthetized in order to
get a good look at the damage and to clean him up. This time, a soft
collar, made from plumbers’ pipe insulation, was used around his neck.
I won’t say that he liked it, because that would be taking the concept
of "like" too far, but he tolerated this collar a bit better.
He continued to pick, chew, and twirl it, but seemed to have more rest
and eating time than he did with the X-ray material Elizabethan collar.
He still wasn’t talking or playing.
Since I didn’t trust him to
be alone Guido was my constant companion.. I bought a travel cage and
took him with me everywhere I went for the next four months. He sat
right next to me at work all day . I even stopped my daily outside run
and used my treadmill most of the time for fear of leaving him alone too
long. My rule was "I Guido can’t go. I can’t either."
At this point he looked like a
plucked chicken, or maybe more appropriately , a turkey buzzard. He had
no neck feathers whatsoever from front to back or on either side. But he
did seem ti be healing. Eventually he started talking again and even
picked up his "Kong" to play a bit. Each day I would check the
wounds to see if the scabs were falling off, and, little by little, they
were. The worst place was a area directly in the middle of his throat.
It had the largest scab and clearly was taking the longest time to heal.
However, it looked good and we were almost home free. Almost.
As was customary, I got out of
bed at 6AM and went directly to his cage to check on Guido. I noticed
that he had been pulling at his collar and it seemed to be a bit
"stretched" near the closure. Again, I took him to the
bathroom counter for a better look. What I saw made bile rise up into my
throat and my heart skip a beat. He had indeed stretched the collar and
had gotten his little beak down inside. There he had proceeded to eat
out the entire front of his throat. It was an area big enough to put my
index finger into. I could see his trachea, several arteries, and even
the neck muscles working up and down. I desperately tried not to panic
or fall apart. Within seconds I was dressed and we were heading for the
emergency room.
You guessed it - He was
anesthetized again. The wound was debrided to make sure all of the skin
was fresh and viable, then the skin remaining on his little neck was
stretched until it reached on all sides. He was then sewn together
vertically. A new collar was put on and he was placed in Intensive Care
for observation. Believe this or not, in less than five minutes he had
the collar just about off and had pulled out most of the stitches. He
was anesthetized one more time, the skin was re-debrided and he was
re-stitched. This time several dozen teeny, tiny sutures from the base
of his beak to the bottom of his throat were carefully stitched into
Guido’s traumatized throat. A new soft collar, made tighter, then sewn
together for extra strength was applied.
Finally, after months and
months, he healed . We removed the stitches to see a wound that had ( to
my complete amazement) grown together again. To be absolutely sure that
he would not pick the area I kept the collar on for another three weeks.
He was mad but he lived.
Guido even learned that when I
gave him a certain look it meant that I was watching him to make sure he
was leaving the area alone. He’d say "No picking! No picking!
Guido, leave it alone. Stop it! Don’t do that!" Even funnier, to
this day when I say to him "Let me see your neck." He’ll
raise his head and say "Look up." To oblige me with a tilted
back head so I can give him a quick examination. He is now fully
feathered and back to normal. Finally, but I wouldn’t want to go
through any of that again. I believe in bonding with my pets, but that
was ridiculous
With that entire ordeal behind
us (knock on wood) let me tell you the fun things about this little
chatterbox. First of all he’s too smart for his own good. Guido is
like a spy - always watching and listening. He misses nothing. He might
not use what he hears right away, but sooner or later, he will surprise
you with something that he picked up and use it in the most appropriate
way. Okay, Okay - so you are just a bit skeptical. Give you an example,
you say. No problem! I know I have asked you before, but how much time
do you have?
It seems that the first words
most talking birds learn are their name and "Hello". Guido was
no different. When he was a 12 week old baby and came home with me, I
began teaching him not to bite using "no bite." As a command
when he did. He heard a lot of this in the beginning.
One day I came home to an angry
little bird. I was late. I had played tennis for an hour after work. No
big deal - or so I thought. I went up stairs and did the first thing I
normally do when I arrive home in the evening - let Guido out. He rushed
to the top of his big cage and , stamping his feet, screamed "BITE!
BITE! BITE!". I thought " Gee, how unusual. He forgot the word
"no" in front of "bite." So I did the second thing I
do when I get home. I stuck my finger out for him to climb on. He bit
me, hard! Even drew blood. After getting a crow bar to pry open that
vice like little beak, I backed up to examine the situation.
Could he? Did he? Was he trying
to tell me? The answer of course, was "yes." He knew exactly
what he was saying. He told me he was going to bite, and he did. I
scolded him. Told him he was a bad boy. He bobbed his head and continued
pacing. He didn’t care if he was bad - he was MAD. I left him alone to
stew for awhile.
I returned thirty minutes later
to see a submissive, sorry for his behavior little creature who was now
bending forward and flapping his wings - the typical begging stance. I
asked him if he was in a better mood. "Guido be good boy. No bite
No bite !" We stared at each other - eyeball to eyeball. Was he
telling me the truth? Could he have the ability to lie? I looked at my
sore finger and decided to trust him. He got on. He didn’t bite> He
wanted kisses. Thank God, he wasn’t mad any more. It’s been almost a
year since then. To this day, he has never lied to me. An accomplishment
that most parents of human children can’t claim with certainty.
Guido clearly understands the
difference between the words "good" and "bad." He
doesn’t just understand these words as they pertain to him either- its
a much broader understanding. For example, he knows that good means to
behave oneself as well as something that tastes delicious. If I give him
something new to eat and wait for that Siskel and Ebert thumbs up or
down from him, he rewards me by saying "Good! Good!" and
continues eating if he likes the taste. If not he throws it on the
floor, yelling "Wheeee! " as the food offering drops.
He also uses "good"
if it pertains to something enjoyable. I tried a new form of bathing him
recently and he loved it. I had him sit on one hand over the sink while
I gently sprinkled lukewarm water over him, using my other hand to draw
the water from the running faucet. He opened his wings, puffed himself
up, and spread all his feathers wide while yelling "Good Good -
shower shower "
As a further example of Guido’s
ability to understand, we were dancing to the music on my stereo one day
and I became a little over enthusiastic and started drumming on top of
his cage. He stopped dancing, backed up and yelled at me "Be good!
Bad Mommie. " He obviously didn’t think much of my drumming
talent. I am surprised he didn’t say "Don’t give up your day
job!" Everyone is a critic these days/
Guido continued his dancing,
urging me to join by saying "Mommie! Dance! Dance!" When I
dance he says "We be dancing! Dancing fools!" He is always
ready to dance if he hears music. His favorite artist is SEAL. At least
he has good taste. As much as he loves to dance, he loves to imitate
Stevie Wonder more. He’ll stand tall, head back, and sway back and
forth. (If only those itsy bitsy glasses would stay on) If you stand in
front of him and imitate Stevie Wonder by doing the same thing, he’ll
yell "STEVIE!" for as long as you continue swaying.
If you happen to hiccup, he
quickly yells "Do the drunk! Hiccup!" and wobbles as though he
has had a few too many. And heaven forbid should he hear someone with
flatulence - he’ll "Pffttt" right back at you. (What’s a
Mother to do?)
I learned a long time ago that
"What’d you say? Huh? What are you doing? Huh?" are the
phrases Guido uses if he really doesn’t understand what I’ve just
said. Of course, there was the one time when I told him "Stop
picking, or I’ll put the collar back on." He promptly asked
"What collar? " My answer was "You know darned well what
collar I’m referring to .". He just laughed and laughed. Yeah,
real funny.
I have the most unique
punishment reserved for when Guido has been misbehaving. You all are
familiar with the little wooly critters that most of your parrots play
with. They come in a variety of colors and styles and have no eyes or
other detachable parts to be dangerous. Of course, I bought one for
Guido. His is a blue bear about seven inches tall. It is so soft and
cute I was sure that he would love it as much as I did. NOT!
I am familiar with the concept
of introducing you bird gradually to something new. Sit it somewhere in
the room, far away first. Bring it a little closer daily until you put
it on the cage. All I did was walk into the room with the critter and
Guido took his first flight. He left the room, he did. Screaming Cursing
Squawking bloody murder. I promptly removed the blue bear. That was last
December. Things have never been any better between Guido and the bear.
I decided to use this to my
advantage. I hid the bear on the far side of the night stand, near the
bed, out of his range of vision. He picked up the wprds "the
bear" as in "I’m gonna get" really fast. In all honesty
the only time I threaten to get the bear is when he goes into one of
those screaming moods - not talking, not chattering, not whistling -
screaming that could wake the dead - in a cemetery - in the next state.
You know the kind of screams. Go right through
you, don’t they. Make your
fillings ache! Anyway - all I have to do is to say ""Guido,
stop that yelling or I’m gonna get the bear." And he ducks. He
looks just like the Munchkins ducking when they think the wicked witch
is coming. Okay - so maybe it isn’t nice, but it sure does work. He
doesn’t even have to see the bear to get the message. Peace and quiet
reign once again
More from Tena on Guiudo’s
antics in our next issue.